Tiger Woods fiasco costs the stock market billions. Lucky for him Big Red Sports/Imports has decided to keep his endorsement with us. - The Buzz

Time to panic, in 2036, an asteroid has a chance of hitting earth. Russia is sending a spacecraft to intercept. Where is Bruce Willis when you need him? - The Buzz

Just so everyone knows, any and all New Year's Eve parties will be held on the showroom floor at Big Red Sports/Imports. Of course its BYOB. Peace out. - The Buzz

The silent eve of a winter's morn, a cold wind in the air, and a snotcicle hanging from my nose. - The Buzz

Landmark health bill passes the Senate. "Landmark" as is cool or "Landmark" as in the most expensive bill in the history of our country? - The Buzz

Most popular names of the decade have just been released. For a boy, #1 was Buzz, for a girl, #1 was Buzzina. Just thought you should know. - The Buzz

Hope everyone has spent enough for Christmas. I know the US Governement has. I wish I had their open check book of endless money. - The Buzz

Saw The Hangover - FRIGGING HILARIOUS! A baby, a tiger, a chicken, a lost tooth, trashed Mercedes, stolen cop car...no memory. - The Buzz

Please, honest, don't bother picking me out a super cool gift. The only thing I want for Christmas is world peace and money. - The Buzz

OMG! I'm devastated. GM is discontinuing Saab after failing to sell it. Hint, failed to sell it....meaning no one WANTS IT!!! - The Buzz

Oh to be a kid again, transformer toys, Star Wars Death Stars and action figures, Saturday morning cartoons. I miss grade school. - The Buzz

Sunday, sitting at a girl's college game, amongst 20 4th - 6th graders, amongst a dozen pre-midlife crisis women.....oh how fun! - The Buzz

Its the most wonderful time of the year!!! Those who need my Christmas list need only email me. I prefer money or electronics. - The Buzz

Christmas Parties

Please don't drink and drive after Christmas Parties. Please DO take plenty of ass on the copier pics and post them. Thanks. - The Buzz