FRIGGING HUGE DAY AHEAD!!! The train is rolling, powered by nuclear force, nothing can stop the Empire. Now all I need is a lightsaber. - The Buzz

Watched a great video on waterboarding. Its NOT torture - it invokes the fear of drowning. The reporter volunteered and didn't last 5 seconds. - The Buzz

Its decided...Automax has purchased the Killer Whale tank at Sea World. Opening to their customers soon. Another odd decision. - The Buzz

DEATH ROW - the problem is it takes forever. Going Biblical - a dude is convicted and he is executed that day. Time and money people...time and money. - The Buzz

Note to Congress on the economy - run it like a business, make the necessary cuts, and STOP SPENDING MONEY!!! - The Buzz

The inventory is prepped, the showroom bright and ready, and The Buzz is prepared to sell a buttload of new 2011 Kia Sorento's. - The Buzz

Sad...pedals made in Japan for Toyota are fine - pedals made in the US are lethal. Think Toyota regrets building cars here? - The Buzz

Interesting, UN is actually concerned Iran is working on a nuclear warhead. People, please, it takes a push of the button. - The Buzz

The government OWNS General Motors. The government is persecuting Toyota (not undeserved). Think they want to make GM look good? - The Buzz

Tired of making the drive? We will be hosting Mardi Gras at Big Red Sports next year...in your face New Orleans. - The Buzz

Not that I'm advocating a nuclear attack but I just think Iran would look more attractive it were glowing for the next decade. - The Buzz

Why can't the Winter Olympics include an event called Wet T-Shirt Contest on Ice? Just think of the ratings. NBC...call me. - The Buzz

If you haven't watched Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains then TUNE IN!!! It frigging rocks. Clearly, I would have been a hero. - The Buzz

New approach, politicians are selfish, lying, money taking idiots. So why not vote for the sexiest of the group...Sarah Palin. - The Buzz

I'm wanting to offer Kim Kardashian a job here at Big Red Sports. Not a real job just washing cars in a bikini out front. - The Buzz

Dealerships Beware! The Death Star is nearly complete. The empire will spread. Darth Mayes and The Buzz to rule the planet. - The Buzz

Big thanks to Autotrader for the wonderful breakfast and nap I took during the seminar. My public speaking services are for hire. - The Buzz

I think the Dorito commercial was my favorite. Although Office No Pants, Betty White and the Dodge Charger were right up with it. - The Buzz

Week from tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I need gift suggestions for the little lady. Something creative. - The Buzz

Toyota Chief has apologized. Thanks...thanks for selling me both of my deathtraps. By the way, does anyone have his address? - The Buzz

Finished remodeling the upstairs at Big Red Sports. Looks like a Starbucks. I invite you to the grand opening of Cafe Buzz. - The Buzz