Big Red Sports

2010-03-24T07:00:00.000-07:00

Too funny...Biden drops the F-Bomb after the Healthcare Reform is passed. Oddly, I also dropped the F-Bomb, just not in celebration. - The Buzz

2010-03-23T07:22:00.000-07:00

Enough politics...gorgeous day, 70's in Norman, Buzz will be ready to rock. All other dealerships are evil and mean to animals. - The Buzz

2010-03-22T07:00:00.000-07:00

Ahhhh, healthcare reform at last. Man, I wish my boss would give me an open checkbook. We're so fiscally responsible. (Detect sarcasm?) - The Buzz

2010-03-20T06:47:00.000-07:00

Hope no one minds but I'll be dropping a piano on Mother Nature here in a little while. Its like she forgot what season it is. - The Buzz

2010-03-19T07:28:00.000-07:00

Why is it when the Weather says "blizzard" everyone rushes to buy out Wal-Mart? Why can't we say "blizzard" and you come buy out our inventory? - The Buzz

2010-03-16T07:00:00.000-07:00

Minor quake hits California. Can you imagine the Big One? Would the fault line fall into the ocean? Would anyone care? - The Buzz

2010-03-13T06:57:00.001-08:00

I'm so relieved. After the economy and healthcare, Obama is going to overhaul education. He's such a a SUCKcess. - The Buzz

2010-03-12T06:58:00.001-08:00

OMG...stop with the healthcare BS. Do you really think our incompetent money spending government can come up with a good plan? - The Buzz

2010-03-11T07:40:00.000-08:00

Saw the new Twilight Eclipse trailer. Looked kind of lame. Enjoyed the novel so hopefully they don't jack up the movie. - The Buzz

2010-03-10T07:06:00.000-08:00

Ode to Corey Haim: You made Lost Boys, you made License to Drive, Corey and Corey sucked, you did drugs, but the 1st two movies in this ode rocked. - The Buzz

2010-03-09T07:25:00.000-08:00

UNEMPLOYMENT!!! Shut up! Jobs are available. We just hired 4 new salesmen and there are plenty of jobs in the paper. The government is just giving away money for unemployment. - The Buzz

2010-03-08T07:36:00.000-08:00

Is it just me or does the new Alice in Wonderland look creepy? Its like sticking Mickey Mouse in Friday the 13th. - The Buzz

2010-03-06T06:39:00.000-08:00

A new season of Tool Academy on VH1. Somehow I've escaped another season. I just hope I keep flying under the radar even though I'd make the greatest contestant ever. - The Buzz

2010-03-05T08:56:00.000-08:00

Unbelievable - HUGE wreck on I-35. A semi, a car, and a truck. The top of the car was totally torn off and miraculously the woman crawled out of it. Big Red on the scene. - The Buzz

2010-03-03T08:45:00.000-08:00

Big Red Sports is giving away a new car and a Playstation 3 and a trip to Europe and a new house and okay, fine, we're not doing any of those things. But we DO have great cars and great prices. - The Buzz

2010-03-02T08:55:00.000-08:00

Normally I would skip Dancing With The Stars but I'm hoping for a Pamela Anderson dance in her Baywatch swimsuit. Shallow? Sure. - The Buzz

2010-03-01T07:34:00.000-08:00

Seminoles Dance Company - makes the history books for highest point total. I'm so glad Jordan has her daddy's great looks and killer dance moves. - The Buzz

2010-02-27T06:59:00.000-08:00

FRIGGING HUGE DAY AHEAD!!! The train is rolling, powered by nuclear force, nothing can stop the Empire. Now all I need is a lightsaber. - The Buzz

2010-02-26T07:16:00.000-08:00

Watched a great video on waterboarding. Its NOT torture - it invokes the fear of drowning. The reporter volunteered and didn't last 5 seconds. - The Buzz

2010-02-25T07:33:00.000-08:00

Its decided...Automax has purchased the Killer Whale tank at Sea World. Opening to their customers soon. Another odd decision. - The Buzz

2010-02-24T07:30:00.000-08:00

DEATH ROW - the problem is it takes forever. Going Biblical - a dude is convicted and he is executed that day. Time and money people...time and money. - The Buzz

2010-02-22T07:08:00.001-08:00

Note to Congress on the economy - run it like a business, make the necessary cuts, and STOP SPENDING MONEY!!! - The Buzz

2010-02-20T06:53:00.001-08:00

The inventory is prepped, the showroom bright and ready, and The Buzz is prepared to sell a buttload of new 2011 Kia Sorento's. - The Buzz

2010-02-19T07:17:00.001-08:00

Sad...pedals made in Japan for Toyota are fine - pedals made in the US are lethal. Think Toyota regrets building cars here? - The Buzz

2010-02-18T14:28:00.000-08:00

Interesting, UN is actually concerned Iran is working on a nuclear warhead. People, please, it takes a push of the button. - The Buzz

2010-02-17T07:33:00.000-08:00

The government OWNS General Motors. The government is persecuting Toyota (not undeserved). Think they want to make GM look good? - The Buzz

2010-02-16T07:06:00.001-08:00

Tired of making the drive? We will be hosting Mardi Gras at Big Red Sports next year...in your face New Orleans. - The Buzz

2010-02-15T07:12:00.001-08:00

Not that I'm advocating a nuclear attack but I just think Iran would look more attractive it were glowing for the next decade. - The Buzz

2010-02-13T17:53:00.001-08:00

Why can't the Winter Olympics include an event called Wet T-Shirt Contest on Ice? Just think of the ratings. NBC...call me. - The Buzz

2010-02-13T07:41:00.000-08:00

If you haven't watched Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains then TUNE IN!!! It frigging rocks. Clearly, I would have been a hero. - The Buzz

2010-02-11T07:17:00.001-08:00

New approach, politicians are selfish, lying, money taking idiots. So why not vote for the sexiest of the group...Sarah Palin. - The Buzz

2010-02-10T17:27:00.000-08:00

I'm wanting to offer Kim Kardashian a job here at Big Red Sports. Not a real job just washing cars in a bikini out front. - The Buzz

2010-02-10T07:13:00.000-08:00

Dealerships Beware! The Death Star is nearly complete. The empire will spread. Darth Mayes and The Buzz to rule the planet. - The Buzz

2010-02-09T08:28:00.000-08:00

Big thanks to Autotrader for the wonderful breakfast and nap I took during the seminar. My public speaking services are for hire. - The Buzz

2010-02-08T07:10:00.000-08:00

I think the Dorito commercial was my favorite. Although Office No Pants, Betty White and the Dodge Charger were right up with it. - The Buzz

2010-02-06T06:53:00.001-08:00

Week from tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I need gift suggestions for the little lady. Something creative. - The Buzz

2010-02-05T07:09:00.000-08:00

Toyota Chief has apologized. Thanks...thanks for selling me both of my deathtraps. By the way, does anyone have his address? - The Buzz

2010-02-04T14:30:00.001-08:00

Finished remodeling the upstairs at Big Red Sports. Looks like a Starbucks. I invite you to the grand opening of Cafe Buzz. - The Buzz

2010-01-27T07:24:00.000-08:00

The economy, Haiti, Toyota Camry's death trap (I own one), and now Brad Pitt and Angelina are breaking up? What's the world coming to? - The Buzz

2010-01-26T07:10:00.000-08:00

2010 budget deficit 1.35 trillion. Okay, we might as well say infinity. Do you think the people we owe it to are a little nervous? - The Buzz

2010-01-25T07:08:00.000-08:00

Why oh Why??? Favre you had it. For the love of Leif Erikson all you had to do was run it and it was a chip shot...AGONY!!! - The Buzz

2010-01-23T07:04:00.000-08:00

VIKINGS vs. SAINTS!!! Slam bam thank you mam. Knock down drag out battle. The only think better might be Sarah Palin in a thong. - The Buzz

2010-01-22T07:19:00.000-08:00

Bad business, poor economy, huge healthcare price tag, government shortfalls...sheesh, how do we look 5 years from now? - The Buzz

2010-01-20T07:08:00.001-08:00

Upset in Massachusette...Democrats choke...ding dong the witch is dead aka "The Pork filled Healthcare Bill we can't afford". - The Buzz

2010-01-19T07:06:00.001-08:00

Too many lawmakers and not enough QUALITY businessman running the state government. The business approach - make the tough cuts. - The Buzz

2010-01-18T07:03:00.001-08:00

Hmmm, instead of pissing and moaning about the last touchdown, maybe Dallas should worry more about the disgusting overall game. - The Buzz

2010-01-16T07:08:00.001-08:00

Okay, the reason Bin Laden can't be found is he's being held in a lower level of Big Red Sports where he is tortured every day. - The Buzz

2010-01-15T10:31:00.000-08:00

PETA cracks me up. I mean come on, do you think Moses really cared if he KILLED an animal, ATE the animal, and WORE the animal. - The Buzz

2010-01-14T17:31:00.000-08:00

Can't even imagine ground zero in Haiti. You are in Big Red's hopes and prayers. - The Buzz

2010-01-12T07:11:00.001-08:00

Sarah Palin and Fox News - its like the perfect union. The only thing better might be her posing nude in Playboy...ah yes. - The Buzz

2010-01-11T07:19:00.000-08:00

I'm so proud of the Cowboys. Past the 1st Round and yet now they have to face Favre and Peterson...sorry, have to go with the Vikings. - The Buzz

2010-01-05T07:00:00.001-08:00

Out of 100 people surveyed - what is the number one tastiest Italian restaurant in Oklahoma? Survey says..... - The Buzz

2010-01-04T07:23:00.000-08:00

Does Dallas have any shot at making it past the 1st round? I realize they should, but history says there's NO FRIGGING WAY!!! - The Buzz

2010-01-02T07:24:00.000-08:00

Dubai is opening the world's tallest tower. One billion dollars to construct. Can't imagine why they're broke. Go figure. - The Buzz

2010-01-01T07:18:00.001-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR from Big Red Sports/Imports!!! 2010 is going to be a great year. Have a wonderful day. - The Buzz

2009-12-31T09:07:00.000-08:00

Tiger Woods fiasco costs the stock market billions. Lucky for him Big Red Sports/Imports has decided to keep his endorsement with us. - The Buzz

2009-12-30T07:17:00.000-08:00

Time to panic, in 2036, an asteroid has a chance of hitting earth. Russia is sending a spacecraft to intercept. Where is Bruce Willis when you need him? - The Buzz

2009-12-29T07:04:00.000-08:00

Just so everyone knows, any and all New Year's Eve parties will be held on the showroom floor at Big Red Sports/Imports. Of course its BYOB. Peace out. - The Buzz

2009-12-28T06:21:00.000-08:00

The silent eve of a winter's morn, a cold wind in the air, and a snotcicle hanging from my nose. - The Buzz

2009-12-24T07:13:00.000-08:00

Landmark health bill passes the Senate. "Landmark" as is cool or "Landmark" as in the most expensive bill in the history of our country? - The Buzz

2009-12-23T06:44:00.000-08:00

Most popular names of the decade have just been released. For a boy, #1 was Buzz, for a girl, #1 was Buzzina. Just thought you should know. - The Buzz

2009-12-22T06:46:00.000-08:00

Hope everyone has spent enough for Christmas. I know the US Governement has. I wish I had their open check book of endless money. - The Buzz

2009-12-21T06:55:00.000-08:00

Saw The Hangover - FRIGGING HILARIOUS! A baby, a tiger, a chicken, a lost tooth, trashed Mercedes, stolen cop car...no memory. - The Buzz

2009-12-19T06:48:00.001-08:00

Please, honest, don't bother picking me out a super cool gift. The only thing I want for Christmas is world peace and money. - The Buzz

2009-12-18T07:17:00.000-08:00

OMG! I'm devastated. GM is discontinuing Saab after failing to sell it. Hint, failed to sell it....meaning no one WANTS IT!!! - The Buzz

2009-12-15T07:21:00.000-08:00

Oh to be a kid again, transformer toys, Star Wars Death Stars and action figures, Saturday morning cartoons. I miss grade school. - The Buzz

2009-12-14T08:29:00.000-08:00

Sunday, sitting at a girl's college game, amongst 20 4th - 6th graders, amongst a dozen pre-midlife crisis women.....oh how fun! - The Buzz

2009-12-12T07:07:00.000-08:00

Its the most wonderful time of the year!!! Those who need my Christmas list need only email me. I prefer money or electronics. - The Buzz

Christmas Parties

2009-12-11T14:32:00.000-08:00

Please don't drink and drive after Christmas Parties. Please DO take plenty of ass on the copier pics and post them. Thanks. - The Buzz